A car that calls people by itself. Lights that flash on and off like a disco. And a discreet e-mail to my husband asking him if I was implanted with some kind of chip. (I’m serious) These are just a few of the things I experience when I purchased a sleek black 2016 Nissan Murano in November of 2019. What followed was a case of everything that could go wrong, going wrong, and stretching into five months of used car buying hell. I posted a bit on Facebook about it as it was happening, but figured I’d just post the…