It’s no secret moms like wine. I liked wine way before becoming a mom, I just feel it calling to me a little more now when the evening rolls around and it’s been a long day of nonstop, “Mommy, Mommy, Mommy.” I guess it seems just a little more acceptable than knocking back a few tequila shots after you put the kid in the tub.
My wine consumption may have gone up a little after having my son, and possibly doubled during the tantrum streak of early ’18, but that wasn’t the only change. My wine habits all adjusted to the way of mom life, from the glass I use drink it, to the way I store it.
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How to Drink Wine Like a Mother
1 – Invest in Stemless Wine Glasses
You’ll need these shortly after giving birth because once that little bundle of joy starts moving, glasses go tumbling. Stemless wine glasses work just as well, look cool and are less likely to topple over or be smacked out of your hand by an unpredictable toddler. I could say go plastic and avoid the possibility of breaking them at all, but yuck, I’m not putting my wine in plastic unless I’m lounging by a pool. Click here to check out the stemless wine glasses on Amazon and save yourself from future spills.
2 – Get a Simple Corkscrew
I have a fancy wine opener that requires a gas cartridge and shoots the cork out with the press of a button. I never replaced the cartridges, and it has sat in a drawer for four years (or more). Who has time for that? Get something simple. I’ve always been a fan of what I call “The Jumping Jack Man.” I feel the appearance is self-explanatory:
It also doubles as a baby toy! Kidding…sort of. I actually remember being fascinated by my mom’s jumping jack corkscrew when I was little. There are even more simple wine openers but I’ve always liked this one (maybe because of fond childhood memories? lol) . You can find them on Amazon for around $12, and it appears the actual name is a “wing corkscrew.”
3 – Make More Space for Wine Bottles
Once you have a child, all that fridge space goes to new things like milk, juice, breast milk, bottles, sippy cups and more milk. I’ve never gone through so much milk in my life. It makes it hard to reason that you absolutely need to wedge that bottle of Pinot Grigio in there to make it extra chilled. This is where the wine chiller comes in.
NewAir sent me the NewAir AWR-190SB 19 Bottle Compressor Wine Cooler to try out and review, and it is the perfect thing to free up your fridge space and keep your wine at the perfect temperature. Plus you have plenty of space to keep a nice bottle ready on that rare occasion you have company over.
I wish I would have thought of this when we were redoing our kitchen! This particular one has a nice sleek design that works as a built-in or stand-alone, so it blends right in with kitchen decor or wherever you need it. The top shelf has extra space to fit fatter bottles, so I put champagne up there, wine in the middle and used the more open bottom space for beers. It has an adjustable temperature, a neat blue light with three settings and a lock at the bottom to keep out curious children.
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4 – Get a Trusty Wine Stopper
As a frazzled and always in a hurry mom, you probably lost the cork in the time it took to read that sentence. Always have a handy stopper to put back in the bottle, and make sure it is something you can trust when you lay the bottle on its side. Those cute decorative ones are not the most trustworthy. And the ones with fun little things attached to the top don’t fit in the fridge or chiller. I like this style wine bottle stopper with the lever that flips over and locks it into place, creating an airtight seal. Click here to get your own flip top wine stoppers.
5 – Cheese and Crackers
I used to do fancy cheese and meat plates. I even have special plates just for cutting and displaying cheese. These days I just want something fast and easy, but I still want my fancy cheese, so I started getting these “adult” snack packs from Hillshire Snacking. I love all these! And my son loves to steal all the cheese as soon as I open one. I get them at Publix for around $3 a pack. They make a perfect pairing with a glass of wine and put a little something in your belly if you are still trying to get dinner ready.
6 – The Occasional Wine in a Box
I know I mentioned all these things about wine openers, bottle stoppers and storage, but sometimes you just have to get a little thrifty and try a box. There’s no shame in my box game! Boxes have come along way from my early days of drinking Franzia’s White Zinfandel. You can still get the Franzia of course, but there are much better choices available. My two favorites are the Bota Box RedVolution and Nighthawk Black. Both are delicious red blends. The reds seems to taste better from the box than the whites.
Life Changes and You Change with It
Your life will change in ways you never expected once you have children. I’d have laughed if you told me a few years ago that future me would be happily sipping boxed wine and eating a snack pack with a tiny potty for a bathroom seat, but this is now a typical evening and part of our bath time routine. We both get to wind down, relax and nibble on cheese, and that sounds like a pretty good time to me.
Categories: Mom Life
haha I laughed a lot reading this! I like most mums also love a nice glass of wine!!
They should probably just hand us a bottle of wine when they hand over the baby and be like, trust me, you’ll be really into this…LOL
haha I’d absolutely vote for anyone that would bring this in as policy!!!
Great post 😃
Glad I’m not the only one sitting on the floor next to the tub enjoying my box wine!! This is usually when I’ll paint my toenails too..it’s like a spa treatment when the kids are in the tub lol
I’ve done that too! lol
I’m not a mom, but goodness knows I need to up my wine-drinking game this year! 🍷
So much truth! I’m guilty of using an electric opener that I love but can be load at times when the whole hose is asleep lol
At first I thought you were talking about a can opener and I think I sat here probably a full minute until I realized WINE opener lol
Why is this so relatable? LOL