If It’s Dark at 5:30, Can We All Go to Bed Now?

The end of Daylight Saving Time has come, clocks were set back and suddenly it's nighttime at 5:30. This is great news for anyone with a small child that insists baths are for when it gets dark, and can't tell time yet so they have no idea you are getting them ready for bed hours … Continue reading If It’s Dark at 5:30, Can We All Go to Bed Now?

You’re the Reason We Can’t Have Nice Things

I have a fancy new white couch and a toddler. WTF was I thinking??? I also chose white cabinets for our kitchen remodel. I've obviously lost my mind. I spend wayyy too much time wiping hand, feet and God knows what else kind of prints off everything from the couch to the light blue colored … Continue reading You’re the Reason We Can’t Have Nice Things