Hurricane Dorian is Coming! Better Go Buy Wine

Growing up in Florida means growing up with hurricanes. Other states have Snow Days for missing school, we have Hurricane Days. I can't count the number of times the first day of school was cancelled due to an impending storm. My son is only four, but we are about to go through his third hurricane … Continue reading Hurricane Dorian is Coming! Better Go Buy Wine

That one time, I posted about shark penis

I'm pretty new to my neighborhood, and I'm happy to be getting to know my new neighbors, I just didn't think I'd be known for shark penis. Or claspers, if you will. I now know way more about shark genitalia than I need to. See, we all thought it was a baby ray. We are … Continue reading That one time, I posted about shark penis