I’ve been getting a lot of weird traffic after titling this post, “Mommy Spank Me,” without any context. I went and added the “toddler request” part in hopes of deterring those looking for something a bit more scandalous than a toddler unfamiliar with spankings requesting one.
I didn’t grow up with spankings, but I did grow up with the threat of them. So, in a desperate move to get my son to stop squirming and let me put a diaper on him, I yelled, “Stay still! You don’t want a spanking, do you?”
To which my son excitedly yelled, “Yeah!!!”
Well crap.
I suppose I should have explained what a spanking was before I tried to offer one.
So then I tried to convince him, oh no, you don’t want a spanking. Spankings hurt!
So then he starts chanting “Mommy spank me! Mommy spank me!”
I’ve clearly lost control of the situation.
I find myself going, “No! I don’t want to spank you! I’m not gonna do it!”
Then I start wondering how my two-year-old just reverse psychologied me.
So how does this end you might wonder? With a half-hearted pop on the leg to show I mean business and some fake crying that ends in giggles and demands for more “spanking.”
Dear Lord, please don’t let him start requesting this at pre-school. 😆
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Aww that’s so cute & hilarious! 💞
This is some great stuff
Just hoping he doesn’t yell it in public… lol
Haha. He might be practicing for a future girlfriend 😉
ha! lol
Haha! That is hysterical!
[ Smiles ] Hmm. I will leave this one for the child psychology experts!
😂
Bwahahahahahaha! Dead! 🤣
Laughing so hard I have tears.
My job here is done… 😂
Somehow my almost-two-year old got the idea to tickle my booty, so “tickle booty” is a common thing in our household. Which didn’t seem weird until he tried to “tickle booty” a stranger at the park! Here’s hoping “Spank Me” doesn’t travel, too!
Bwahahaha tickle booty 😂
Bwahahahaha! 😂 Totally needed that laugh 😄
This cracked me up! My brothers apparently said similar things as toddlers!
Omgosh that is SO FUNNY! Day in the life of being a mommy! Who’s with me? <3
Lol 😆
Hey there! If you place a comment on my post I’ll share the link to your blog! Trying to build a parenting community 🙂
I’ll check it out 🙂