Tag: toddler

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Mommy Spank Me, a Toddler Request

I’ve been getting a lot of weird traffic after titling this post, “Mommy Spank Me,” without any context. I went and added the “toddler request” part in hopes of deterring those looking for something a bit more scandalous than a toddler unfamiliar with spankings requesting one. I didn’t […]

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Raising Darth Vader

Ever get worried that you’re raising a future Darth Vader? Or even worse, a Kylo Ren? Sure, we all go through our villain moments, but I’m still on the good side and have hopes of raising a sweet little super hero. So tonight in the bath, that sweet […]

Go away I’m pooping

So this is where we are in potty training. He sticks his little hand out and yells “Go away Mommy! I’m pooping!” The kid likes his privacy while dumps in his pants. I feel like I’ve given him some very persuasive reasons to go sit on the potty. […]